My Favorite Quotes

“IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, SKYDIVING MAY NOT BE FOR YOU” – Church Sign

THE NINE MOST TERRIFYING WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ARE, “I’M FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND I’M HERE TO HELP” – Ronald Reagan

“ALTHOUGH THE WORLD IS FULL OF SUFFERING, IT IS FULL ALSO OF THE OVERCOMING OF IT” – Helen Keller

“GENTLEMEN, WE MUST ALL HANG TOGETHER…ELSE, WE SHALL ALL MOST ASSUREDLY HANG SEPARATELY”- Benjamin Franklin

“LIBERALS WILL, THROUGH SELF IMPOSED POLICIES, ABORT THEMSELVES INTO EXTINCTION WITHIN 3-4 GENERATIONS” – Rush Limbaugh

“HE IS NO FOOL WHO GIVES WHAT HE CANNOT KEEP TO GAIN WHAT HE CANNOT LOSE.” – Jim Elliott
“THE FACTS OF LIFE ARE CONSERVATIVE” – Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher

“Greater is he that is in Michael D. Shoesmith than he that is in the world” – God

“There’s plenty of room for all of God’s creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes” – T-shirt

“Liberalism is the Philosophy of the Stupid” – Mark Levin

To be is to do”
                –Socrates.

“To do is to be”
                –Jean-Paul Sartre.

“Do be do be do”
                –Frank Sinatra.

 ”Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.” -Edmund Burke

“The only place an author should sign a cheque is on the back, when he endorses it” – Yog’s law

“Do unto others as if YOU are the others” – church sign

“THOSE WHO CAN MAKE YOU BELIEVE ABSURDITIES, CAN MAKE YOU COMMIT ATROCITIES” – Voltaire

“The only place an author should sign a cheque is on the back, when he endorses it”. – Yog’s law

“Do unto others as if YOU are the others” – church sign

Mark Twain was the absolute king of one-liners. Here’s a link to a site that will keep you laughing for hours….

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain/

Here are a couple of examples…

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. – Mark Twain

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened. - Mark Twain

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - MarkTwain

 

“NONE ARE MORE HOPELESSLY ENSLAVED THAN THOSE WHO FALSLEY BELIEVE THEY ARE FREE” – Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“THERE ARE TWO WAYS TO ENSLAVE A NATION. ONE IS BY SWORD. THE OTHER IS BY DEBT” – John Adams

“FREEDOM’S JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE” – Janis Joplin

“IF YOUR LIFE NEEDS REBOOTING DON’T FORGET… JESUS SAVES” – Church Sign