The Truth About Me

I’m not a mountain climber. I’m a mountain mover.
I’m always on top of my circumstances. Never under them.
I choose not to participate in any current or future downward trend in the economy.
When I’m done telling God about my problems, I tell my problems about God.
My wife is not an old lady, ball and chain, or battle axe.

My children have opted out of the “terrible two’s” and the “teenage rebellion years”. 

I don’t go to church. I am the church.

When my feet hit the floor in the morning, all the demons in hell tremble.

I am going to heaven… period.

God loves me.

I am not better than you.